Lily the Fag Hag

I adore Lily Allen! She's one of the coolest british babes i've ever known! Gayanya keren, lagu-lagunya asik-asik dan kontroversial. Beda dengan dirinya yang dulu agak gendut, pendek, dan chubby, sekarang dia makin langsing, sexy, dan cantik! Gue juga suka dia karena lirik-lirik lagunya yang cablak, ringan, dan bebas! She's kickin everbody's asses!

Oh yea, waktu itu kan gue denger lagunya Lily Allen yang berjudul Fag Hag. Terus kata "Fag Hag" tersebut gue tulis di personal message MSN gue. Gue kagak tau itu sebenernya artinya apa. Gue pikir kan itu paling sebuah "curse" orang british sana, semacam "fuck" atau "shit" gitu kaaan. Eh tapi tapi, tiba-tiba mantan guru bahasa inggris gue, Sir Wilfred, im gue lewat MSN gini:

Wilfred Liauw: whose fag hag are you?
Wilfred Liauw: huahua..
samueltoga: hahaha
samueltoga: i dont even know wuts the meaning of fag hag
samueltoga: hahahahahhaha
samueltoga: wouldcha tell me
Wilfred Liauw: u dont know the meaning? .. careful wif the phrase ..
Wilfred Liauw: fag means gay
Wilfred Liauw: fag hag means a woman who has a gay bestfriend
samueltoga: WTFFFFF
samueltoga: HAHHAHAHA
samueltoga: omygooood
Wilfred Liauw: example : u are a gay
Wilfred Liauw: and cindy manila is ur fag hag
samueltoga: ewwwww
samueltoga: hahahhahahhhahaa
samueltoga: grooossss
Wilfred Liauw: careful :)
samueltoga: yea yea thankyou sir!
samueltoga: hahahaha
Wilfred Liauw: ur welcome
Wilfred Liauw: hahahahaha

OH CRAP, satu lagi akibat dari kesotoyan gue! hahahhaa. Gue emang suka gitu, nampilin phrase-phrase yang aneh-aneh tapi gak tau apa artinya! Wah lain kali gue harus berhati-hati deh! Setelah gue cek di google ternyata emang hasilnya begini:
Fag hag is a gay slang phrase referring to a woman who either associates mostly or exclusively with gay and bisexual men, or has gay and bisexual men as close friends.

Semua gara-gara si Lily Allen nih sial! ahahaha. Oh iye balik ke Lily, gue kemaren dengerin lagu ini di mobil Darma dan jadinya suka:

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Lily Allen - Fuck You (Very Much)